it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm having to shit out rocks
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