Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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