after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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