Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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