There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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