Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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