Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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