Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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