belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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