Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You surviving the open bar?
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I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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