We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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