id be glad to
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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