Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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