can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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