Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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