Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Small penises have feelings too.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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