Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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