Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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