I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
