its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
