Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Rumble strips road head = magical
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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