butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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