I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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