I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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