have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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