He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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