Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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