do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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