and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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