Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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