He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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