Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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