So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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