3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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