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It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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