In the future we'll all be gay
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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