I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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