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On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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