Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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