wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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