I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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