don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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