the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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