and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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