Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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