omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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