I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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