So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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