I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Success! We fucked roommates!
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