where am i from again
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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