remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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