is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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